They're here, they're queer (at least we think so...) and we have everything to fear!
It is the popped collar way to tight polo, spiked hair douche-bags. They travel in packs around collage campus's and are famed for having many girls but never ( or rarely) getting any action.
These fist pumping losers seem to think porcupine hair, spy shades (that's a brand not 007), hats turned at a 45 degree angle, and those ridiculous popped collars is the ultimate female fantasy. They are greatly mistaken.
Now where this thought of awesomeness via these means originated I have no freaking idea. I highly suggest boycotting these people as much as much as possible. Hopefully with enough ignorance, something might get past their huge egos.
My parting thoughts for this subject are simple, if you see one of these hystarical creatures, walk slowly up behind them, deliver a firm smack to the back of the head, then run like hell!
Nicely done, Jake! I know we'll be hearing your name repeated over and over as the essence of skater cool. Cheers! KB
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